A FINAL EDITION EXCLUSIVE!
TheFinalEdition.com has just received the above video shot during Steve Jobs' last, secret business meeting.
As best our investigative reporters can tell, the technology genius was covertly hired to save The New York Times. The impossibility of salvaging an arcane business model for an irrelevant institution proved too difficult for even him. As you'll see, facing the first problem he could not solve left Jobs no choice but to resign.