THE LAST TIMESCAST
No one wanted to do this Timescast thing today, so I volunteered. I just graduated J School, and the paper folds! What a story!
After his failure to get Congress to pass gun control supported by 90% of Americans, we revisit our favorite current occupant of the Oval Office. Check out his moves...
Reflecting intense concern among their rank and file, whose median age is 98, House Tea Partiers are up in arms about the “unchecked epidemic of death sweeping America.”
The C.I.A. has confirmed that Kim Jong Il is behind the rise of bedbugs in the United States.
Each week, The Final Edition tells the story of a great American businessman who, despite his lack of ethics, has bravely stayed out of jail.
The Internet is allowing more people to find happiness together, but having heinously ugly babies may be the price they pay.
This week, we look at another group of great Americans who are triumphantly not in jail - including Alan Greenspan, Lloyd Blankfein, and every single person from Bear Stearns.
A statue of Speaker John Boehner has mysteriously begun to weep a red substance, possibly a Chilean Merlot.
In a tearful press conference Friday, Roger Ailes head of Fox News, accused the scandal-ridden UK Sunday tabloid News Of The World and its editors of “dragging the superb journalistic standards and reputation of Fox News through the mud.’